Sunday, July 31, 2005

Washing, shopping, moving..and art

Bloomin' digital cameras eh? People just post up any old pish on the internet and call it art....

Today, any thoughts of music work are out the window, as our priority must be to get a new washing machine after last night's tits up scenario on the old washing machine front.

We're also on the lookout for a very small bedside table upon which to rest our new radio alarm clock.

A couple of weeks ago, Jim Park directed me to a site from which I could download bootleg recordings of Richard Herring's live shows. I downloaded "Christ on a Bike", which Anne and I saw at the Edinburgh Festival a few years back.

So I've burned this to CD and, while we drive along on our trips into Retail Park Land, we listen to the man below's tirade against organised religion - and very funny it is too...we're going to see him again at this year's Fringe....it's a veritable tradition...



Our first stop is Comet, where the act of buying a new washing machine, organising its delivery and the removal of the useless rubbishy old one, is fairly easy...because we chose the new one last night on their website...we avoid the lady's attempts to flog us an extended warranty with the classy line "if this one goes tits up we'll just buy a new one again"....



Then to Ikea, furniture heaven...hmmm I could well be arrested for taking a photo of a children's playground....



Probably for the first time ever, we leave this illustrious store empty-handed, having found nothing upon which to rest our radio alarm clock satisfactorially - deciding instead to put it on the window ledge...and, to avoid waiting in a long queue to pay 80p for a pair of tongs (don't ask), we surruptitiously drop said item into a big box of other stuff near the door and leave...

By the time we return home, the sun is out and the sky is blue - a contrast to yesterday...



and Anne's lovely flowers are blooming in the garden....



Indoors I decide to change the layout of the "music room" - Anne's been concerned for some time, that the weight of all the CDs, concentrated on the floor along one wall, may be compromising the integrity of the building, so I need to spread them out a bit....

This means the artwork (my artwork) on the walls will also be moved (possibly removed), so I take a few photos and here's a collage - these were painted for an exhibition in April/May 1993...would you believe I have works in private collections?

I am an artist...



Anyway, after much carrying about and switching around of CDs and furniture we set off to Anne's mum's but there's a bus strike and so, rather than the normal 5 minute journey, I have to drive all the way to Leith to pick up Anne's brother and his girlfriend and bring them back, a 45 minute journey - not that I mind, as I like driving and I can listen to a CD on the way.

At the end of the night I take them home again.

Late on I catch an episode of "Heimat" on BBC Four. I'd forgotten how weird it could be - but they're repeating the entire series so I think I'll try and stick with it...it's the history of Germany through one family's eyes - you can read about it here http://www.heimat123.net/ and the episode I watched is here http://www.heimat123.net/introduction/dzh3.html

Saturday, July 30, 2005

A veritable spree...

As usual, up early and I copy more backing tracks to the hard drive, should I ever need them - the complete "Callingstill" (42 songs!), "Doveloveshawk" and various other bits and pieces.

Burn a few recent CD orders to post out to people and copy my two latest Blue Note CDs to the Jukebox.

Then out for breakfast to Stockbridge and Patisserie Florentin - truly we are creatures of habit, for, from there, it's down to the main street for a browse in the Oxfam Music shop where I pick up this John Abercrombie CD....



Excellent Jazz-Fusion and features none other than Mr Jan Hammer (ex Mahavishnu Orchestra) the writer of Mr Crazy Frog's superb "Axel F" hit....

Here's Anne with some lovely bread...



...as you can see, it's more like October than the end of July today here...

...a further shopping spree for a couple of shirts leads me to buy a double DVD by Yes??



Then, when we get home, there's a couple of packages from e-bayers for me....

Firstly, a book of songs and stories (in German) by Herman Van Veen - which, rather poignantly, bears the inscription inside of "Frohliche Weinachten wunscht dir deine Jesa" ("Jesa wishes you a Happy Christmas") and a date, 24/12/83 - so this must have been a Christmas present to someone at one time...

Then a double CD by ex Spock's Beard main man, Neal Morse...



Neal found God and indeed Jesus and left Spock's Beard. Now some people slag him off for his Christian lyrics but, frankly, the music's great so I can see beyond that, even though I'm an atheist myself...

Here's the radio alarm clock we bought for a fiver at Asda - the batteries cost nearly as much - amazing...


Finally home to Meg the Black Cat, who, once again, prefers to laze on the bed amongst my debris, rather than run around outside. Anne thinks she's gaining weight and wants to start weighing her and her food...I think she may have inherited some bad fat genes from her adopted Dad....



She looks just fine to me....

A bad week for Celtic as they start their league campaign against Motherwell (where they lost it on the last day last year) and can only manage a 4-4 draw, indeed saved, by a last minute goal, from further humiliation after their midweek 5-0 thrashing from, what appears to be a team from a print shop in Slovakia called Art Media...oh dear

Anne's cockahoop as the Jam Tarts get off to a good start with a 4-2 away win against Kilmarnock.

The mighty Queen of the South sweep aside lowly Albion Rovers 4-0 in the Bell's Challenge Cup which QoS won a couple of seasons ago.

Can I just say that, last week, QoS beat Motherwell 4-0 - which means they are better than Celtic, which means THEY actually won the European Cup in 1967 - what a team - and they're only part timers!!

The day is rounded off by four (4!!) episodes of "Desperate Housewives" and the washing machine going tits up...

Oh and I nearly forgot...turns out there's more than one hall at the venue for our gig on the 16th August and so the performance will go ahead as planned (well by me anyway as Jamie is still blissfully unaware of preceedings, being incommunicado and all....)

Friday, July 29, 2005

No reggae or hip-hop unfortunately...

Highlights of the day - second episodes of "Extras" (on video) and "Still Game" ("live") - "Still Game" has to be the best thing on the box at present...

Lowlight of the day - our gig on 16 August appears to have been double booked with a reggae/hip-hop night - hey, which I could do but won't...

So all the posters I put up last night will need to be changed and all the flyers I printed and handed out are useless - although some people may well enjoy a reggae/hip-hop night rather than an evening of CBQ and James Jamieson, if they go along on the stength of this now inappropriate ad campaign...

And all the while Jamie's away on holiday and doesn't even know we've got a gig...

Great!

Tonight I run through the set anyway and record it, burning it to CD to provide Andy with the vocal cues...and it sounds rather good - although there is a distinct lack of either reggae or hip-hop....

29th July 1981 - we got our first video recorder for that day....

PS Finally managed to get the three Creek tracks from 6 June on to a CD and have pronounced them to Craig, Stu and Alan as being "very good"...if Al can manage some overdubs, we have a wee EP on our hands...

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Jazz, Americana, Space and Performance...

OK so today I bought my first CDs from a retail outlet for almost two weeks - that's got to be some kind of a record, especially since I visit either FOPP or HMV almost everyday...

The two CDs are two of the latest Blue Note re-releases in the Rudy Van Gelder Edition.

Mr Van Gelder is the man who, it seems almost single-handedly, recorded much of what is now recognised as the cutting edge jazz of the 50's and 60's, not only for Blue Note but for many other jazz imprints of the day, such as Prestige.

He was actually an optometrist to trade, who started recording people as a hobby and just invited them round to his parents' front room in their home in Hackensack (what a great name for a town) New Jersey.

It was later revealed that the house had actually been built with the idea of recording music in mind. So I suppose it's not quite so strange to think of various jazzmen turning up of a weekend to camp in the front room and record what would become a world famous record...

He was introduced to the owners of Blue Note in 1952 and, within a few years, his recording technique was the one everyone wanted to use, praised for its warmth and presence.

The operation soon outgrew his parents home and he moved to a Frank Lloyd Wright inspired building a few miles away with the imagination-sparking name of Eaglewood Cliffs.

Numerous jazz classics, such as John Coltrane's "A Love Supreme", were recorded there.

Nowadays Van Gelder is spending his time remastering his classic Blue Note recordings.

You can read an interview with him here : http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=1116

The two discs I bought were actually recorded just three weeks apart, in February and March 1960.

Firstly, Freddie Redd's "Music From The Connection", which is the soundtrack, if you will, from a play which called for around 90 minutes of jazz to be included in the performance, either in the foreground or the background.

Many jazz greats over the years have contributed to the music for various different productions, including Cecil Taylor, but Redd's music is regarded as the original score. The disc includes the great Jackie Maclean on sax.

The other CD is Art Blakey's Jazz Messengers' recording, "The Big Beat" which really moves (man) and includes some of the first great compositions of Wayne Shorter as well as Bobby Timmons' classic "Dat Dere" which I only previously had in the single version on a CD which brings together all the famous Blue Note jukebox 45's from the era.

I also bought a book, to sit alongside another recent purchase while I continue intermittently with the Miles Davis biography I'm reading.

It's called "True Tales of American Life", a series of supposedly true stories submitted by everyday Americans to a radio show in 1999 and now pulled together for this book. It lends itself to dipping in but I'm sure there's a large degree of hokum in there....

The book it joins in the "to be read" pile, is Andrew Smith's "Moondust", in which the author sets out to interview each of the last nine remaining men who walked on the moon. I find the Apollo missions of the late 60's and early 70's fascinating and certainly do not subscribe to the "we never landed on the moon" conspiracy theory.

With the latest news from the Shuttle program seemingly signalling the end of manned spaceflight for some considerable time, it's amazing to think these men went to the moon and back on a ship whose computer had less memory than the average Crazy Frog spouting child's mobile phone does today....



Tonight I went along to Out of the Bedroom for the first time in a few weeks. There was hardly anyone performing whom I'd seen before, in fact no-one I'd seen more than once before, so it was a refreshing change to hear how things are moving on there.

I played "I Re-Arranged the House", "Skylines Full of Cranes" and "The End of Everything". I was disappointed with the first two as I made a few stupid errors, which of course I don't do when I'm playing "in the bedroom"...

However the third song went without a hitch and, to be honest, I'm sure no-one except me noticed the extra bars inserted into the first two songs while I tried to remember what the next chord was....

Heard back today from the guys at the Left Bank and they've confirmed Jamie and I will play there on Tuesday 16 August from 9-11. Now all we need to do is get some people to actually come and see us....

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

PPDS...

I came within 5 seconds of spending $300 on a Boss Loop Station on e-bay. Someone beat me to it at the very last moment...probably for the best as, no doubt I would have suffered massive post purchase depression syndrome (PPDS) had I been successful...

A quiet night in tonight.

Watched a taped episode of Law & Order and then did something I've not done for a long time but used to do a lot....I listened to some records which I chose myself, rather than listening to the Jukebox on shuffle play mode...

I quite enjoyed that, choosing tracks the sound of which I had no idea...

Entertaining.

I haven't heard back from the promoter of the Left Bank Fringe Nights re my request to postpone the CBQ and James Jamieson slots and it's getting a bit late in the day now to let anyone know about them if they're going to hold us to 8 August...

I'm going to go to Out of the Bedroom tomorrow night but haven't decided what to play...toying with the idea of three songs from "Anotherhappyday"....

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Rubbish drumming...

First rehearsal with Andy Wilson (my nephew) tonight round at his place. He really is a very good pianist and we kind of sailed through the set. His friend Alan was there too and he played along on guitar for the first 45 minutes or so before going off to play football. We just ran through each song quickly, learning the chord changes and then played along with the backing track.

It's a bit weird playing music together with someone you can easily remember as a baby...

Andy has a great set up which includes a V-Drum kit (electronic kit with pads for all the drums and cymbals) so we had a second, (unintentional) comedy run through with Andy on vocals and me playing the drums....

I was rubbish...but still better than the useless woman from the White Stripes...

Monday, July 25, 2005

Lying about buying...

Stu Cobley of Creek e-mails to say he's set up a blog "The Life of Stu"...I will be keeping an eye on it....


At present the only thing on it is this photo... but you must agree it is a cracker...

I've not bought any CDs for a while...

This is, of course a great big lie because, on Friday morning, I bought nine, yes nine, Herman Van Veen CDs on e-bay. I won't count them as bought though, until they arrive from their German home...

Last night, just before turning in, I bid for a Neal Morse 2CD set (ex singer of prog band Spock's Beard). This morning I find I won it for less than a fiver. Excellent.

I am still mad when it comes to CDs. Today I even went back to HMV in Princes St...but I felt good that I didn't buy anything...

Also on e-bay, I've been tracking a few of the Loop Station things that Norman Lamont has and which we used to create our soundscapes at the Roxy gig. I'm hoping to get one for around £150 which is £100 lower than the recommended price...

In the evening, having listened to the first draft of the Fringe set today, I redraft the backing track CD with the following setlist:-

The Crocodile Song

Half A Lifetime Away

Twenty Twenty Vision

I Rearranged the House

The Gardener

Snowfall

The Beauty of a Foreign Land

Another Happy Day

Where Are You

Very Small

A Nice Job In A Small Town

This seems to hang together better. For example, "I Rearranged the House" doesn't sound so slow when it comes after the even slower "20/20 Vision"....and I like the upbeat "Nice Job" to end on. I run through the set twice and it sounds good. I may swop "Where Are You" and "Very Small" around though...

An e-mail from my nephew, Andy and we arrange to meet tomorrow night at his house (as he's lost his license and can't drive)...hopefully the rehearsal will go well...

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Heading for a police state...

Up early today. I surf the net and, on the BBC news site I discover what I suppose I'd suspected since it was first announced - the man the police shot dead in a London Underground station was not a terrorist - he was a Brazilian electrician (OK pedants, I didn't suspect he was a Brazilian electrician, just that it would turn out to be a case of mistaken identity…)

"Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes, 27, was shot seven times in the head and once in the shoulder, at Stockwell Tube station, south London, on Friday."

No doubt the full story will emerge over the next few days but, for now, the best the police can come up with is that more innocent people may be shot dead in the hunt for terrorists - funny, I thought the politicians were saying the terrorists must not be allowed to change our way of life - well I think we can safely say "adios" to that idea.

But life goes on and I didn't reveal the news to Anne, Sandra or Stewart until after breakfast, as I didn't want to spoil the lashings of coffee, toast and croissants...later we all agree we're heading for a police state...oh yes!!

As is often the case when we have visitors, there's no sense of urgency as to what we might do and nothing is planned beforehand. Around midday, Sandra phones a friend in Fife and arranges for her and Stewart to visit around teatime - they'll stay there tonight and head up north (they live on the island of Lewis) tomorrow.

With this arrangement made, we head into town, still with no planned destination so I decide to drive to Ocean Terminal Mall - they seem to have some nice restaurants there though Anne and I have never tried them out.

We chose an Italian place which has a fine menu and we all order pasta dishes which turn out to be delicious - the waitress performs the best ever addition of parmesan to a dish I've seen - the block is brought to the table and grated directly onto the pasta.


After coffees (and very tasty Biscotti) and a desert for Stewart, we go outside for a look at the ships in the harbour then into the mall. I split off and go into HMV, scene of the great Naxos frenzy a few weeks ago - but today I find nothing which excites - we meet up again and then we head back home before Anne drives our visitors over to Dalgety Bay for their next stop on their holiday....they need to visit for longer next time...

While Anne is gone, in preparation for the upcoming Fringe gigs, I copy various backing tracks onto the hard drive and burn a trial backing CD with the following track list:-

The Crocodile Song
Half a Lifetime Away
Snowfall
I Rearranged the House
Ten Twelve Seventeen
The Gardener
20/20 Vision
The Beauty of a Foreign Land
Very Small (Piano Version)
Another Happy Day
Where Are You

When Anne comes back we watch Corrie, Joey, Two and a Half Men and then Friday night's Still Game - the first episode of a new series which will no doubt quickly become the highlight of the week TV wise...

Then from 10 till 11 I carry out a "quiet and considered" vocal performance over the backing tracks before going to bed where I review the performance on headphones...

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Please do not roll down the hill...

Up later than normal today after last night's late night drinking. A bit overcast but still the makings of a good day weatherwise and we couldn't have wished for any better surroundings than those at Glen Esk.

I cycled to the next cottage in the Glen. My first real exercise for a few weeks - I was knackered. It can't have been any more than about half a mile there and back...

John had driven back down to Dunfermline to get his kids, so Ali, Anne and I enjoyed a leisurely breakfast together followed by a discussion about life, the universe and everything and the fact that, since Anne and I have no kids, all our stuff will probably end up in a charity shop somewhere....which was nice...but won't matter cos we'll be dead...

John arrived back around 11 with his 10 year old twins, Joseph and Olivia, a couple of nice polite kids. While they watched something called "Sponge Bob" on the TV, the adults lunched in the garden, the sun now having come out especially to burn my baldy head....

After lunch, John's elder son and his son and his girlfriend arrived and there was much oohing and aahing re the baby while Joseph and Olivia played at rolling down the hill.

I wanted to do this too but was counselled against it by the other adults in the group due to the possibility of injury when an overweight middle-aged man rolls down a hill like a child....

At 2 we bade farewell to our excellent hosts headed home, driving a little slower than on the way up and listening to last Sunday's demo version of "Deeperdown" as we went....twice....it was quite good actually...hit after hit...

We had a couple of hours in the house during which I did some e-mailing (CBQ offered another festival gig - this time at the Left Bank but on 8 August so I've asked to postpone slightly to allow for Jamie's holidays) and surfing...

Then I attempted (but failed...) to burn a CD of the last Creek session for Count Brodski as we were off to meet him and Penny for a meal at Bell's Diner...

I was driving not drinking while the rest partook of Gin, Wine and Beer. A good time was had by all and, for our first time out with Penny it all went rather well - although Alan hadn't seemed to mention to her that he was still in a group with me....ok so we only play once or so a year but, hey, we're still "together"...

I'm contemplating trying to recovene the six man CBQ line up for the festival but it may prove too difficult at such short notice...it's likely we'll be a trio of me, Jamie and Andy Wilson on keyboards...

Back home at eleven and, as arranged via texts from Italy, Anne's old chum Sandra and her boyfriend Stewart are already waiting at the back door having just flown into Edinburgh from Naples.

No more drinking though, other than tea/coffee, as we chat till one and then it's off to bed...

A bit of a busy day...

Friday, July 22, 2005

Enigmatic Saki....


Glen Esk BBQ l-r: John; Anne; Smokin' BBQ; Ali.

John and Ali from Impossible Songs invited us up to a cottage they've rented in Glen Esk, near Forfar.

It took two hours and ten minutes to drive there.

It would've taken a lot less than that had I not foolishly decided, upon spying a slight jam up ahead on the dual carriageway heading to the Forth Road Bridge, to take a detour via the picturesque village of South Queensferry (coincidentally location of the erstwhile ancestral homes of both James Jamieson and James Sebastian Park)....

...because that meant that, 42 minutes after leaving our home, which is just 10 minutes' drive from the bridge, we finally paid the toll and headed North unencumbered by traffic jamming tubes....

The night was still warm and light when we arrived and the best barbecue ever was laid on....

We became progressively more drunk as the night wore on, with the pronounciation of the word "enigmatic" becoming a problem for some and the consumption of warm Saki a problem for others...

Thanks John and Ali!!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Here's new pretties for you...

Although it was at the forefront of my mind today, I resisted the urge to do anything more on the new CD. I’ll return to it next week, hopefully in a fresher frame of mind.

In the meantime, the first rehearsals for the Fringe shows should be happening next Tuesday.

Tonight I split my time between listening to Alice Cooper (“Pretties For You” and “Dirty Diamonds”); surfing the net reading Alice Cooper articles, interviews and reviews of his current tour (I have tickets for his November show in Glasgow); transferring even more albums onto the Jukebox and; watching the new comedy strand on BBC2, “Extras”, “The Catherine Tate Show” and “Absolute Power”.

I preferred the last, with its rather cynical viewpoint. “Extras” was a slow starter, like "The Office" but had a couple of good laughs towards the end, while Ms Tate was a wee bit hit and miss (on this showing, I prefer Karen Dunbar)...

This is your comedy expert, signing off...

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Quiet and Considered not Loud and Excitable....

Spent a considerable amount of time today working on lead and backing vocals for the new album.

Anne was out at the Hearts v Middlesborough friendly (1-1, dodgy Boro penalty, Hearts made 10 substitutions...good game, good game etc etc) so I'd taken the opportunity to give it laldy on the old vocalising front.

I never learn. The results are pretty bad. I got carried away.

Hours of work for no result

This is why Anne is credited on the upcoming CD as my Executive Producer.

She says my motto should be "Quiet and Considered". This is the approach I will take at the next session.

I'm disappointed, as I thought I was coming close to finishing this CD but the project continues...

On a more happy note, I've been advised that the James Jamieson and CBQ sets at the Out of the Bedroom Fringe nights will be around 25 minutes each - rehearsals start soon and we hope to be able to include Andy Wilson on keyboards for both sets...dates still to be confirmed...

However this is also one more thing to delay the finalising of the new CD....

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Toe fish rip-off...

Further work on my toe today - no it's not fixed. I need to decide whether to keep having to go to the podiatrist every 6 weeks or so or, whether to have the op which will remove one side (the offending half) of the offending nail...ooyah!

On our way to visit my mum in Loanhead (the luckiest town in Scotland) tonight, we were behind a large truck with the words "J K Thomson : The Seafood Family" emblazoned on the back.

It may well be that the truck was being driven by a large lobster - but I'll never know, as our slip road arrived before I managed to have a chance to overtake and check....

At my mum's I got a couple of those free CDs they give a way these days with newspapers.

Some of these Free CDs do exactly what they say but some, noticibly the Express' CDs and the Mirror's CDs, are blatent pish.

On one CD, preported by the Daily Express to be the "Ultimate Disco" CD, only one of the seven songs (seven songs? Ultimate Disco??) is the original version - the rest have been re-recorded, presumably by the last member of the group in question left alive after various drug and sex related deaths, or are dodgy live recordings from a period where said band was well past its sell by date...and to cap it all, the CD is filled up with a further eight tracks of pish recorded by session musicians...

I recently bought a copy of the Daily Mirror as it had a free CD with it which included Alvin Stardust's classic, "My Coo Ca Choo", a track I'd been looking for, for a while (but at the right price of course and 35p for the rag to which the CD was attached seemed about right).

As an aside, MCAC is a complete rip off of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky"

...of course on the free CD in question, MCAC turned out to be a re-recording....

What a rip-off - but they're free - but they're still a rip off....

Monday, July 18, 2005

Headphones, thousands and millions....

Listening back to the new demos for "Deeperdown". They are, in fact (oh all right, not "in fact" but "in my opinion") rather good - the extra guitars are giving it all more of an "awesome" sound. The current rough demo vocals seem well placed (these will be redone and backing vocals added).

This is all on headphones of course, and I do now urge listeners to hear my stuff on headphones as it quite frankly never sounds so good on speakers....

In these days of I-Pod ubiquity that's possibly a good thing.

I think my recorded music is better suited to a one on one scenario - of course judging by last Thursday's attendance, it would appear that almost goes for live performance too (boom! boom!)...

The songs are finally approaching their real potential....nearly there, I think...

Tonight the track count on my Creative Jukebox passed the 10,000 mark. But remember kids, it's quality not quantity that counts....

Also tonight, in the local paper, the Evening News, I read of a lucky couple from my adopted hometown of Loanhead who've won £8.5M on the National Lottery.

On closer inspection of the details, it's my old school friend Alex "Fisher" Fraser and his wife. I last saw him at another old chum, Sandy Harkness' funeral back in 2003. Funny how things turn out - Sandy dead at 44 and Fisher, his good friend, a multi-millionaire for the price of a lottery ticket.

The article said Fisher fully intended to return to work this morning as a mini-bus driver for disabled children, which is typical of him. Although he was a bit of a "hard-man" at school, he was always friendly to me.

So well done Fisher.

Man, I need to change my numbers - I can't even remember the last time I got one right never mind the last time I won a tenner!!

Through a comment left on this Blog I found a site worth a look - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/ . Look up "The Eleven Worst Songs of 2004", "How to Kill Yourself Like a Man" and, ideal for all bloggers everywhere, "If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide".

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Progressive Progress....

I was up early, despite having stayed up till 2am both last night and the night before, and I compiled and burned a prog rock CD for the car - even did a cover and a label.

I decided to keep it "old" prog and to keep it British - so no Rush, Marillion, Spock's Beard or Focus....

Tracklist
Gentle Giant - The Boys in the Band (Octopus) 1972
Yes - Heart of the Sunrise (Fragile) 1971
Soft Machine - The Soft Weed Factor (Six) 1973
Jethro Tull - Aqualung (Aqualung) 1971
Van der Graaf Generator - Killer (H to He) 1970
Hawkwind - Master of the Universe (In Search Of Space) 1971
Emerson Lake and Palmer - Trilogy (Trilogy) 1971
Genesis - Firth of Fifth (Selling England by the Pound) 1973
King Crimson - Starless and Bible Black (Starless and Bible Black) 1974
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage/Eclipse (Dark Side of the Moon) 1973

Tasty!

Then I relaxed a bit - listened to a Schumann String Quartet and then, while Anne watched the golf (the commentary is very relaxing, especially Peter Aliss), I leafed through my new book of "Apartments".

This made me exhilarated and depressed at the same time. The former because so many of these rooms are exactly the kind of rooms I'd like to live in and the latter because I know I never will...

Rather than moping around or watching the golf, I decided I'd do some real work on the new album, my first attempt for over three months.

I recorded the programmed backing tracks and 1st acoustic guitar on 21 November 2004. (I added vocals to this on the same day and it's these versions which are on the "Deeperdown" EPs released throughout May).

On 9 April this year I added electric guitar (and dabbled with some synth lines over the top but took it no further).

Today I added a 2nd acoustic guitar to the previous synthless backing tracks, bringing the line up to Drums, Bass, Keyboards, 2 Acoustic Guitars and Electric Guitar. Then I added demo vocals. I'll be listening to these recordings over the next week or so to see if I like them or not. It may be that I will still end up re-recording everything...

A good day.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Saturday Morning

A final visit from the gas people this morning so staying in for breakfast, though I drive to Patisserie Florentin for a couple of croissants and a French Stick (you can see me reflected in the door). The stick reminds me of our holiday last year in Foix in the Pyrenees - every day, every person who walked past in the steet had a French Stick...


Lovely coffee (still percolating) and lovely croissants....

Listening to the recordings from Thursday this morning and here are my first impressions:-

Impossible Songs - Good sound, good mix (though IS will probably find flaws...)
Norman Lamont - Good sound, good mix (though NL will probably find flaws...)
CBQ & JJ - Good sound, I found flaws - CBQ vocal too loud in places, plenty of small mistakes etc which will probably preclude the majority of songs from being released

Good to relive it though....

Saturday Afternoon

Some pictures taken today - I took more, including some of Dr Prog who I met uptown this morning but the mysterious wiping action of the camera scrubbed them all - very annoying...

Dr Prog and I met at the music library - I've not been there for quite a while. I picked up the following:-

  • Robert Schumann's Complete Chamber Music (6CD)
    Roger Eno at Lincoln Cathedral (2CD)
    Feist - Let it Die - a fellow OOTBer recommended this a while back
    Biagio Marini - Pieces from Op.XXII, 1655
    Leon Michener's Imaginary Landscape - Solo Piano Music by Ives, Xenakis, Cage, Scelsi & Michener
    Terry Riley's "In C" played by New York avant gardeists Bang On A Can

From the library, we wandered down the Royal Mile to Starbucks for some lovely coffee and a chat - mostly about Prog Rock - Phil (Dr Prog) had bought us both a copy of the latest Q Supplement which, in a bout of good marketing in the wake of Live 8, is entitled "Pink Floyd and the Story of Prog Rock". Looks great, with pieces on:-

  • The Roots of Prog...
    Soft Machine
    King Crimson
    Yes
    Van Der Graaf Generator
    ELP
    Pink Floyd
    Jethro Tull
    Hawkwind
    Genesis
    Rush
    Marillion
    New Prog...
    The labels...
    The artwork...
    Prog rarities...

and a rundown of 40 "cosmic rock albums to blow your mind"...
what more do you want??

We made our way over to Cockburn St to FOPP - this branch seems somehow a bit more "hip" than the one in Rose St which I usually frequent.

I picked up a copy of a book on "Apartments" published by Feierabend while Phil bought the Razorlights album. Spookily, we both chose to buy the 3CD set "Superbad" which is funk music from various Blaxploitation films.

Anne met us in FOPP then went down to the photo exhibition on Hearts' ground, Tynecastle, in the nearby Stills gallery while Phil and I went next door to Avalanche where I got New Order's latest for just £4.99 - listening to it now and can declare it very tasty indeed!

Then we split up and Anne and I went for lunch to a new (to us) place called Double Dutch, up near the university - recommended - like New Order it was tasty and good value....

Anne then went off to meet Alan Brodie's ex Julie for a coffee and some chat while I headed home to listen to all the stuff acquired in the last few hours....

Saturday Evening

Burned two copies of the performance from Thursday night, one for Jamie, one for me, put together covers and labels and put Jamie's copy through his door - he's up at the Open Golf in St Andrews today.

Then headed to The Shore in Leith for a drink. The actor Ken Stott and his lovely young friend shared our table.

A quick meal at International Starters and then home - strangely, although too tired to listen to the jazz trio playing at The Shore, once back home, I stayed up till 2 with Meg the Black Cat watching an Emerson, Lake and Palmer DVD which Dr Prog has lent me....

Friday, July 15, 2005

Oh Vienna....and Venice...and Herring

After the gig, back to normal today. Stu e-mailed me a couple of pics and I put the up on the site (see below).

Before I left home last night, a package had arrived via e-bay containing a live CD of Herman Van Veen playing in Vienna, Austria in 1986.


It's hard for me to describe Herman to a British audience. He is an "all round" entertainer. A singer-songwriter, he releases albums in his native Dutch as well as in German and French - the German ones are the ones I mostly get - and, very occasionally, he sings songs in English.

He does a lot of work for Unicef and helps children around the world in general via his own foundation. He also writes children's books and songs and has invented a cartoon duck, Alfred J Kwak, who is very famous in Holland, Germany and Austria.

He is a great interpreter of others' songs and has a penchant for Jacques Brel. There's a melancholic side to his work which appeals to me, but he's also an accomplished comedian. I have a few of his live albums, mostly in German, and, usually, around one third of his set is storytelling and comedy.

Anyway, the CD is just the job for a hermanophile like me and includes a German re-write of Pink Floyd's "Paranoid Eyes", from "The Final Cut", for good measure.

I've set up a link to his site - of course, if you can't read German then it won't mean anything to you...no wait, there's an English section too...

Today at FOPP for £1 I got Bryan Adam's last CD, "Room Service". I have a soft spot for Bryan, ever since seeing a documentary on him a few years back and realising what an all round nice guy he is.

He has a great voice and writes catchy tunes - I like that talent. The recordings appear to have been made in various European hotel rooms and backstage at concerts and then had overdubs added - sounds great despite what this method might suggest...

....and, again from e-bay, my most costly purchase for a while (costs $28 on amazon - I got it for $14 I think), Fennesz' CD "Venice", recorded on location there in the sumer of 2003 and overdubbed in his native Austria (hey, a connection to Herman) in 2004.

It is weird electronica without discernible beats and one track has a vocal by David Sylvian - I will grow to love this album. Here's the cover, which I also find appealing.

I returned to the Roxy tonight to pick up CDs containing wav.files of the performances from last night. The recordings omit Norman's soundscape (and my earlier one) and the first couple of Impossible Songs numbers. Other than a couple of glitches they sound ok and tracks from the CBQ/JJ sets may well make it into the market place at some point, though it appears that my mic was a bit louder than Jamie's...

Richard Herring is reviewing the papers tomorrow morning at 7:20 and 8:20 on the BBC so I must get up to see that..

We recently received signed programmes for his upcoming Edinburgh Stand Up Show and for two past shows we've seen, "Talking Cock" and "The 12 Tasks of Hercules Terrace"...looks like Jim Park's got some stiff competition....

Thursday, July 14, 2005

CBQ Live - a rare occurence these days...

Although we've both backed each other live before, tonight was the first time Jamie and I had played a joint set...

[edit 2014 - I've added a couple of pics taken at our rehearsals at Jamie's on 10 July]



What an enjoyable night we had at the Roxy....

CBQ & JJ at the Roxy - pics by Stu Cobley [edit 2014 2 further pics added]





Jamie came to pick me up around seven and we drove to The Roxy. Ali from Impossible Songs was there already but John from IS and Norman Lamont were still to arrive.

Jamie and I had an impromptu run through a couple of the songs we weren’t too sure of and then unsuccessfully attempted to re-write David Bowie’s “Jean Genie”.

Once Norman and John arrived we started setting up the stage and then we all had a sound-check and, after a bit of tweaking, it was sounding pretty good.

Norman was to kick off the night, or rather push the night off gently, with a set of soundscapes at nine. At around 8.45 he asked me if I’d like to try out his set up. Of course I jumped at the chance and, after a couple of minutes of pointers as to how the various pedals etc worked, I was off.

I need to find £500 from somewhere to get a similar set up – I’d do an album a day I’m sure. I used a string sample to build up a sound collage and then left everything running as I propped Norman’s guitar up on a chair and took a walk around the hall listening to my handiwork.

At nine Norman faded my creation out and set off on his own soundscape. Painstakingly built up from small bell/glockenspiel sounds, with guitar washes and other keyboard like samples, soon his gently hypnotic piece filled the hall and washed over the audience.

Meanwhile Jamie had disappeared. He’d told me he was away to get a quick bite to eat but he’d been gone for ages.

Impossible Songs took to the stage for their first set of the evening and, like their gig here last Friday, the sound of the hall suited them perfectly. This was another accomplished performance from them and I am becoming a fan.

Last week I compared them to Young Marble Giants – this week, along with that comparison, John’s guitar work reminded me of the great early work of the Durutti Column.

Midway through the set, my Creek cohort, Stuart Cobley arrived with his very expensive SLR digital camera with which he intended to document the night. And he did so admirably.

With a few minutes to go before we were due on for our first set, Jamie finally reappeared in the hall. He explained he’d witnessed an incident on a nearby street. Three men had pulled up in a black car, shaken hands with a guy who was sitting on a bench drinking with his friend and then proceeded to grab the guy and force him in to the car. Then they drove off.

Jamie got the number of the car and called the police. He’d spent the last 40 minutes being driven around in a police car trying to locate the men. It turned out they were GIs from a nearby barracks who were taking an AWOL colleague back to base...panic over and Jamie was allowed to go on his way.

Our first set got off to a good start with three fast songs, “The Gardener”, “Why Billy Why” and “The Crocodile Song”. All went without incident – apart, perhaps, for the “woof-woof” incident in “The Gardener” which threw us a bit due to us laughing.

Then it was the first of Jamie’s two new songs, currently called “J J’s Joy”, which he started to write at the Out of the Bedroom Songwriters’ Workshop last Saturday. Again, no problems.

Next up was the second debut performance – my song “Snowfall”, or rather mine and my nephew, Andy Wilson’s, as I put new lyrics to one of his tunes, slowing it down a little and also adding a new melody. A couple of fluffed chord changes messed it up for me but the audience didn’t seem to notice.

Jamie’s “The King’s Country” was next and I managed to get through this one with no problems, even adding some unrehearsed backing vocals and I was particularly please with “The Beauty of a Foreign Land” which went without a hitch too. Our last song was Jamie’s second new song “The Eco Song” which gelled brilliantly for us and ended the first set on a high.

Norman was to have done a couple of songs next, before coming back later to finish off the night, but he very generously gave up his slot to let an old friend of his perform a two songs. If Norman reads this, he can perhaps e-mail me the guy’s name as I didn’t catch it, but his songs were well constructed and tuneful, adding nicely to the night’s entertainment.

Impossible Songs then returned for their second set and continued to impress. I now have all four of their albums and so couldn’t buy any more tonight but if I could have I would have. Favourites spring to mind now – “Happy Like”, “WIP”, the psychotic “All the Vows”, “Dancing”, “Tokyo Skyline”, “She’s A Waitress”. John’s guitar work makes me wish I was better...as does Norman’s.

He closed the proceedings with a polished set of songs, his last, the raucous “Nicole” being a highlight for me – but his best performance (apart from his earlier soundscape) had to be his touching rendition of Leonard Cohen’s “Famous Blue Raincoat”. Of course it was always going to be the case that some people in the audience reckoned he’d ripped off Leo Sayer’s “When I Need You”!!

In between Impossible Songs and Norman Lamont, Jamie and I took to the stage for our second set, opening with “Skylines Full of Cranes” which is on his album “Precious” and the OOTB compilation “Open House” with the original appearing on CBQ’s “Anotherhappyday”.

It was a good one to start with as we both know it so well. Jamie sang the verses and I sang the choruses. Then came what was, for me, my most enjoyable performance of the night, “The End of Everything”.

Jamie followed with “Fairytales” and then it was the down-tempo “I Rearranged the House”. We juxtaposed that against the up-tempo “Trash Can Secrets” during which we managed to get slightly out of synch but were right back on the button for the surprise ending.

“Very Small” is one of my best songs and it was up next – but I’d been distracted by my guitar getting slightly out of tune and continually fluffed the opening of the song, having to restart so many times, it sounded like I was doing an ad for “a big shiny car”. The audience took it all in good part though and, once we got going, the song recaptured its power.

We finished with “Half a Lifetime Away”. Again we swapped verses and choruses with me taking the former and Jamie the latter. Then it was all over.

It always surprises me how quickly performances go. That was our first full one since last September. All in all it went very well.

Jim Park was in the audience and, later we exchanged a few jokes about his snail on the ceiling story which recently appeared in his very funny blog (http://www.toecurler.com/).

It was good to see Ian Sclater as well - we've not recorded for a few weeks now due to various circumstances and he's about to move house, so things are on hold for the present.

Of course it's always great to see young Mr Cobley as well and, as you can see, his photos are excellent.

So there we are - all over till the next time...

Jamie and I will be doing a set each at Out of the Bedroom’s shows during the fringe which you can find out about here http://www.edfringe.com/shows/detail.php?action=shows&id=OUTOG

Our dates are still to be announced but it’s been agreed that I’ll compere the night on which Jamie appears and vice versa...looking forward to that.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Sleeping in the debris...

Stayed in today as some gasmen were coming to replace our meter - or rather move it from under our stairs to outside the house. One of them had the glamourous task of crawling under our floorboards to connect stuff up. I certainly couldn't squeeze through the hole which allows access - so good on the young, thin chap.

Other than that excitement I burned quite a few CDs to restock the Crispycat supplies of CBQ and James Jamieson.

I also ran through our set for tomorrow night on my own - doesn't sound as good surprisingly enough...Jamie should be back from Ireland by now but is probably in no fit state to get together so our next run-through wil be the actual performance tomorrow.

Burned a couple of new CDs for the car - "Now That's What I (i.e. me, Mr CBQ) Call A Good Album" for May and June 2005...one track each from my top ten albums from each month - you can see these by clicking on the link to My Monthly Top Ten Albums....

Meg the Black Cat could've been out and about all day but instead chose to spend it sleeping amongst all the "stuff" that's been piling up over the last week or so...that's her curled up on the bed



Sleepy cat....

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Britney and the bombers...

Didn't rehearse today. I bought a couple of Britney Spears CDs from FOPP for £1 each. At that price what's there to lose (ok, "£2" I hear you say) but, both CDs are pretty good in the main - there's a great cover of Sonny Bono's "The Beat Goes On" on "...Baby One More Time" which, of course, also includes the classic title song - those two alone are worth £1.

"Britney", her third album's a bit more studied, self reverential and sounds like the more experimental side of her idol, Michael Jackson or Prince in places but has the co-Dido composed "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet a Woman"...ok I'm struggling to justify this one...

I find the songwriting on the first album (and some on the third) interesting - the songs are quite simple and formulaic in a way...perhaps that, plus a rather attractive young lady singing them, is what you need to go multi platinum - so chance of me and Jamie doing that anytime soon.

Also, for £1 each, I bought three soul compilations of mainly obscure sixties stuff with the odd famous track thrown in - plenty there to keep me going but no doubt they'll be filed away and forgotten before I've listened to all 60 songs...

I watched the double CSI but it wasn't the much touted Tarantino directed episodes which bring the current series to a conclusion - they are postponed to next week because the police have identified the London bombers?? Go figure (as Britney might say)....

Monday, July 11, 2005

Good sounding old farts....

Tonight Jamie and I had our second (and last) rehearsal for Thursday's gig. Here's the scene at Conrad Towers...



We played for around three hours all in all and so, after last night's couple of hours of playing too, we are now both suffering from very painful fingertips....

We switched one of my songs from last night's set for one I was going to leave out - and we added another of Jamie's new songs - it rocks!!

We're sounding pretty good for a pair of old farts I must say and, even though it's likely that no one will actually turn up to watch on Thursday, I'm pretty sure we're going to enjoy it...

New arrival from E Bay - Yes Relatives and Friends, a two CD set of solo tracks by various members of Yes' plus a couple of live Yes opuses (is that a word?)...

Oh, almost forgot, released "The End of Everything" today...there are still some copies left if you want one...

Sunday, July 10, 2005

A drive in the country...and blisters...

We took a drive down to Innerleithen today and then on to Peebles. We'd never been to Innerleithen before, though our old chum George Coleman lives there. We didn't see him...

It's amazing to see such wonderfully beautiful countryside within less than an hour's drive from Crispycat Towers....


Back home we relaxed in the garden then I headed to Jamie's to rehearse for Thursday's gig. We ran through around 20 songs from our combined canons, then chose our set and the running order (we'll be playing for a total of 50 minutes) then rehearsed the chosen songs.

It sounded good - but my fingers are now bloomin' sore by the way...

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Hasty Preparations...

Today I'm rehearsing some songs for the gig this Thursday. I've drawn up an initial list of songs:-

"This Is All There Is pt 1" from "Callingstill"
"Ten Twelve Seventeen" and "A Nice Job In A Small Town" from "Doveloveshawk"
"Twenty Twenty Vision" from "Ampersand"
"I Re-Arranged the House" and "The Time Of Our Lives" from "Anotherhappyday"
"Very Small", "Half A Lifetime Away", "Where Are You" and the new song, "The End of Everything" from "Deeperdown"

Over the next few days i will play, consider and reject until I have the final few for Thursday.

I'm also trying to play through a few of Jamie's songs.

Here's the scene...



Found an excellent blog when trawling the other night - you can find it here at http://cunningrealist.blogspot.com - I urge you to take a look...

Friday, July 08, 2005

The Demon Drink...why oh why oh why...

I really should not drink.

At all.

Tonight Anne and I attended a gig by our chums Impossible Songs. We met with Jamie Frain (James Jamieson) beforehand and, all in all, I ended up drinking five pints of Stella/Budweiser Budvar....

I start to gibber incoherently after one pint so you can imagine what I was like by the end of the night....

Tonight, Impossible Songs were the best I’ve seen them. The acoustics of the venue suited their sound perfectly. I tried to tell them they reminded me of Young Marble Giants but no one in the assembled company seemed to know who they were.

You can read about them here http://www.appelstein.com/ymg/. I have their album "Colossal Youth" on vinyl.

Norman Lamont was also at the gig tonight and kindly gave Anne and I a lift home – he let us hear his new EP – very tuneful and well produced – Norman puts a lot of work into his recordings.

Partly due to being so drunk, I agreed to do a gig at the same venue (The Roxy Art House) this Thursday along with Impossible Songs, Norman and Jamie. I was supposed to be reviewing Out of the Bedroom that night so will have to postpone this...

Jamie and I agreed that we will share a slot in a song-about fashion so now we need to get together this week to rehearse – we haven’t played together since last September and I haven’t played his songs since last July...

So do come along – here’s a map of how to get there

Where is The Roxy Art House? Why here it is...click to enlarge...


Prior to the gig tonight I’d bought a 10CD box set of Dvorak’s Complete String Quartets – my initial delve into them finds them to be very tuneful and I’m looking forward to listening to them all.

At the gig, apart from far too many drinks, I also bought two Impossible Songs CDs – turns out I recorded a few of the songs on one of them. At the time of writing I’m listening to “(WIP) Sneakin’ Out at the Front” – it definitely sounds like Young Marble Giants.... This is a definite advantage as far as I’m concerned.

At lunchtime today I stumbled a cross a rally at the Mound in Edinburgh. It was against the Mullahs in Iran.. I took some photos but can't show you as I must have inadvertently wiped the camera when I became inebriated later on...

I really should not drink.

At all.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Creepy weirdo calling...

Dreadful news from London today. But you know all about that of course.

Hundreds, if not thousands, of lives will have been irrevocably changed by this, if you count the extended families and friends of those killed, suffering from burns, who've received amputations or who've been just plain traumatised through their involvement.

As usual, I expect the media to go into overdrive now and, no doubt, by tomorrow night, I'll be sick of hearing about it.

The people will just get on with it though - as it should be.

One of my reactions was - this happens in Baghdad every day and all it merits is a "today in Baghdad, 40 people were killed in a car-bomb attack and now, here's the latest on what David and Victoria Beckham are up to..."

So let's get things into perspective.

Why is it such a huge outrage that this happens in London but hardly causes an eyebrow to be raised if it happens in Iraq?

We are at war and so it's to be expected - indeed all the experts are now saying it was inevitable this would happen - ok so why the big shock?

But why are we at war?

Some websites are already suggesting that it was covert western secret service groups who carried out a "false flag" attack on their own people so that further incursions into our freedom could be pushed through.

I saw reference made in the media today to the bombing in Bologna in the early 1980's. It is suspected by people as respected as ex Italian Premier Aldo Moro, that this was carried out by right wing facist groups with ties to Western Governments to force the Italian people to accept greater measures against left-wing political groups which held views contrary to the mainstream....

After the destruction of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and all the anomalies regarding what actually happened that day and in the lead up to it, I have doubts about almost every major event that happens which allows our governments to further erode our rights.

Do have a look around this site which compares the events of September 11, 2001 with those of 27 February 1933...http://www.oilempire.us/911.html

"Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece?

Naturally the common people don't want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood.

But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.

Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

Hermann Goering

Anyway, watched another two episodes of Star Trek Enterprise then surfed the net. A trojan appeared on my security sweep of the computer - I hope I zapped it before any damage was done to the system.

I trawled through other blogs till 2 am, bookmarking several to my favourites but not the one that was headed up "Ian's Blog - this will be read by my family and friends and by other people who know me and by creepy weirdos trawling the net" - that was a bit too close to the bone.....

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I like the sound of an oboe...

I like the sound of an oboe.

I like Vivaldi.

So today, in line with my mental illness, I bought a 3CD set of Vivaldi's complete oboe concertos.

You can find a review here:-
http://www.musicweb-international.com/classrev/2003/July03/Vivaldi_oboe_concertos.htm

And this is the cover.


Tasty.

The new CBQ single will be released next Monday, 11 July. I sent details of the track listing, a J-Peg of the cover and an MP3 of the lead track, "The End of Everything" to webmeister Craig. So this should all appear on the site at www.crispycat.co.uk over the next day or so...

You can stream the track if you wish but it'll only be £1 for the CD....

Watched another two episodes of Star Trek Enterprise tonight - we still have a further 4 or 5 left to watch. A good series.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Nutter...

Did nothing today except:

Watched two episodes of Star Trek Enterprise from our vast collection of, as yet unwatched, recent TV stored on video

Watched a "live" episode of CSI - the Las Vegas version - interesting to note how annoying it is to watch live and to be unable to scan through the adverts...

Listened to the new Alice Cooper album quite a few times - I now know the tracks pretty well.

Re this last, I found myself noticing the difference between buying an album for the sake of buying an album and buying something I actually want (which happens all too rarely these days).

(a) In the former case, I will listen to the CD once, often not even the whole way through, and then file it away.

(b) In the latter case, I will listen to the CD again and again all the way through...

It is because of the instances of (a) above that I believe I am mentally ill...

Monday, July 04, 2005

Chop Chop Chop...

Now that's what I call a bobbie on the "beat"...


I was uptown in Edinburgh today at lunchtime and witnessed the anti G8 march, the one for which the protesters had had the temerity not to tell anyone where they were going to be going.

I witnessed some rather cack-handed policing to say the least.

A few drummers and puppeteers were stranded in the middle of Princes St surrounded by around 10 police vans with their sirens blaring and a cordon of police stretching across the road blocking the street to passers by. Struck me as rather pathetic....

Later things got worse as the protesters' numbers grew but they were frustrated at every turn by police (bussed in from all other parts of the country) including riot police, mounted police and dog handlers and finally ended up taking a right good battering in Princes Street Gardens...

Anyway, before HMV was forced to close due to the "riot", I managed to nip in and obtained the brand new Alice Cooper album, "Dirty Diamonds". As you might expect from someone who's been a fan since 1972, I think this is a great album....

Stand out tracks on the first few listens are "You Make Me Wanna", "Your Own Worst Enemy", "Dirty Diamonds" and "Woman of Mass Destraction" (geddit?) ha ha what a wag you are Mr Cooper...

This is Alice's 24th studio album and so tonight, in honour of this great new release, I compile an 80 minute CD containing one track from each....and I'm listening to it now as I type...so Chop Chop Chop indeed...

There's not enough comedy in this blog...

Sunday, July 03, 2005

The End Of Everything

I'm due to have a later session today with Ian Sclater and so take the opportunity, after breakfast and after showing Anne how to use the digital camera and the software to download and edit her pics (of her flowers and of Meg the Black Cat), to redo the lead vocals on the six acoustic songs I recorded in June and on the new song written on Friday for which I recorded the acoustic guitar parts yesterday.

All of a sudden I have a new 7 song EP on my hands and I spend a couple of hours working on one of Anne's photos from this morning of some lillies and using this as the main pic on the cover of the CD.

Cover of the new CBQ CD Single "The End of Everything"


The session with Ian is cancelled at short notice due to unexpected unavailability of the piano player and drummer he's been trying to arrange to play on the disc.

Anne watches the tennis (Federer wins his third Wimbledon in a row beating Ruddock in straight sets) as I continue to tweak the recordings, the cover and the label art. Everything apart from two of the vocal performances are first takes. Two guitars and a vocal and that's it....

Then it's off to Anne's mum's for tea with Jane and Bobby and Ollie and Kitty. Keith's son, Craig is also there and we have a good old chat about the prospects for Hearts next season now they finally have a new manager in George Burley.

Back home later than usual and Anne's on the net trying to book us another holiday....

Saturday, July 02, 2005

By the way...which one's Pink?

I spend most of the day today tidying apart from an hour or so spent recording the new song and vocals for the six old songs I recorded guitar parts for last month.

I throw out a large black bag of old scribblings (having leafed through 20 ringbound notepads going back around seven or eight years, mainly of various lists I’ve made but also including many lyrics and chord sequences – the latter I keep, the majority of the former I dump – I can’t throw them all away of course...) and old music magazines (not before ripping out a few articles which I will probably never read again....).

I have hundreds of old magazines in boxes in our attic, NME, Sounds, Q, Record Collector, Classic CD, Gramophone...the list goes on).

Since they are in our attic, you can imagine that I never actually read them. Nowadays, anything I’ll ever want to read about anyone will no doubt be available somewhere or other on the internet. A further clear out beckons (but will probably never happen).

Of course, like probably quite a few other people today, I watch the Live 8 concert from Hyde Park....

My main interest is in seeing the Pink Floyd reunion and they don’t disappoint, frankly blowing everyone else on the bill away.

Others who impress with their stage presence and professionalism (but not necessarily their music) are, as you might expect, the more “seasoned” performers such as Paul McCartney, Madonna, Sting, Annie Lennox and the Who – the last three are not particular favourites of mine but, judged on their performance, you can see how they got where they are and they, along with the Floyd, will no doubt enjoy a resurgence in record sales.

Of the newer acts, only Scissor Sisters seem to have that command of the stage. While Robbie Williams obviously has the audience in the palm of his hand, his set for me is marred by his incessant comments during the songs and its singalong nature - that plus a band of session-players in the background that somehow just don't make it real for me.

I miss Coldplay, which is a disappointment but see a clip later on where Chris Martin aptly inserts Status Quo’s “Rockin’ All Over the World” into one of their songs. I would rather see the Quo than Bob Geldof’s “I Don’t Like Mondays” (thankfully I miss Bob – even Midge Ure thinks it was crap).

Other low points for me (I watch it from Madonna onwards) are the quite dreadful Craig David (how come with Muse and The Cure playing in Paris, all we get is one "song" from Craig bloody David - his guitarist is excellent but as for him...less said the better)

...and Joss Stone - what is it people like about her? Do we need another Janis Joplin - wasn't the first one bad enough?? Much as I detest Mariah Carey, young Ms Stone could perhaps learn a thing or two from her. As with Robbie, JS' band of session players sound like they’re playing on a Top of the Pops covers album...(except the drummer – he’s good)

Velvet Revolver are "interesting". George Michael should retire NOW.

As for the reason for the day’s concerts – it’s admirable – however, a little galling to have multi millionaire rock, pop, soul and rap stars (and our fat cat leaders Blair and Brown) saying our taxes (remember the Government's money is actually OUR money) should be used to wipe out Africa's debt when there's easily enough cash salted away in their own leaders' bank accounts to sort things out money wise but it's not all about cash - that doesn't solve anything - there needs to be Free Trade to allow the African economies to develop in a free capitalist format – how galling for the protesters to find that if poverty is to be eradicated, it’ll be capitalism which enables this to happen.

Seeing Multi BILLIONAIRE Bill Gates giving a speech beggars belief – he could wipe Africa’s debt single handedly no doubt.

Perhaps the rock stars should pledge their royalties for the next few months or so to put the lie to them benefiting personally from the concert.....

The incessant interviewing by Fern Cotten and Jo Whiley is very annoying - how many times can they ask "what was that like for you, was it amazing?" and get the answer "it was amazing!" in one day??

Best interview of the day has to be with political correspondent Andrew Marr – for once someone who knows what he’s talking about.

He tells us:-

Debt – it will be wiped but only for the poorest countries – no change due to Live 8
Aid – It will be increased but only by an already agreed amount – no change due to Live 8
Trade – This will not get any better for the African nations in the foreseeable future – no change due to Live 8

So all in all, a pretty good concert and much mobilisation of the masses (for a good day out) but, really, all the deals are already done before the G8 even meet next week.

Friday, July 01, 2005

A Glitzy, Glamorous Life

Spent quite a bit of time today uploading CDs into the jukebox - I'm now over the 9,000 track mark and have more than 900 albums on the player.

Other than that, I wrote my first song of 2005, on the first day of the second half of the year. Here's the jukebox (on the left) and the new song, freshly typed out.



It's called "The End Of Everything" and came about from a few lines which popped into my head when we were on our way to pick up Meg the Black Cat from Julia's last week after our holiday.

I saw a house with a "For Sale" sign in its window and, parked right outside was car with a "For Sale" sign in its window.

The line was "I sold my house, I sold my car, I gave up my career for a job in a bar".

Of course this actual line doesn't appear in the new song but if you ever hear the song, you'll perhaps recognise how it developed from that one, eventually discarded, line.

I wrote another line in the car a couple of weeks back, on returning from Craig's house when I was taking the computer to him for wiping and rebuilding. It went "When I was a boy, I had a little toy and it used to keep me well, now I am a man, my head is full of sand and I don't feel so well". So far this line hasn't progressed into anything of any import....

As you can see, many of my songs have very simple beginnings.

Other than writing the song and uploading CDs, I washed two lots of clothes.

What a glitzy, glamorous life I lead.